TRIVIAS Part 3 (Tungkol sa mga Kahayupan)

The largest earthworm on record was found in South Africa and measured 22 feet.

Yan yung anak nya

Cows can sleep standing up, but they can only dream lying down.- Kayang managinip ng tao kahit gising at kayang matulog ng call center agent kahit nagte-take ng calls.

Tigers can see 6 times better at night than humans. - Kayang makita ng kaklase mong nangongopya ang sagot mo 10 times na mas malinaw pag malapit na matapos ang exam.

Parrot parents "name" their children with a signature call.- Pero wag sasama ang loob mo at wag tawaging parrot ang parents mo kung binigyan ka nila ng pangalan na "Juan Agapito Adoracion".

Lobsters have blue blood.- E anong tawag sayo pag berde ang dugo mo?

The oldest known animal in the world was 'Ming' the 405 year old clam, discovered in 2007. - at tumanda syang walang edukasyon, mahirap at hindi natutong mag-text man lang.

Sharks, like other fish, have their reproductive organs in their chests. - Cool!!! E panu kung yung sa tao nasa dibdib din?

The elephant brain weighs about 6,000g.- E yung utak mo gaano kabigat? May silbi naman ba? hahaha...

One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep. - Isang dahilan kung bakit natutulog ng marami ang isang call center agent pag may pagkakataon ay dahil...ilang araw na syang walang tulog.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.- at tatandaan na kung hindi mo na rin kayang tumingala sa langit, hindi nangangahulugan na baboy ka na rin...tinamad ka lang talaga mag-diet.

Dogs have been man's pet for over 14,000 years. - at hanggang kelan ka ba magiging teacher's pet? magbago ka na, unfair sa mga kaklase mo. haha...


There are more chickens than people in the world.- Ang karamihan sa kanila ay nasa Jolibee...

The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.- Ang talinong baboy. Paano nya kaya sinasagot yung tanong?
Amo: Pig, 2x2?
Baboy: Oink,oink,oink,oink
Amo: Very good! 6x12?
Baboy: (shet napasubo ako ah. ang sakit sa ilong nito.)

Cats have a weak sense of taste. They have only 473 tastebuds, humans have 9,000.- Pero bakit palaging sarap na sarap sila sa ulam na nilalagay ko sa lamesa? Tsk...

Flies are deaf.- E ano naman? Bingi nga, lintik naman sa dami ng mata at kung makadapo sa pagkain mo e wala man lang pasintabi. Ayoko sa kanila, kadiri sila. ahahaha...

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.- Kaya asar talo ang buwaya sa palaka.

Bees never sleep.- Ano ang pinagkaiba ng bubuyog sa call center agent? Ano? Ang bubuyog ay may "buzzzzzzzzzz". Ang call center agent ay walang "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".

In Brazil, there's a species of cockroach that eats eyelashes, usually those of young children while they are asleep.- Ang mga ipis sa Pinas hindi kumakain ng kilay...pero makakapal ang mukha, kahit gising ang tao sa bahay tinitira ang mga pagkain nila.

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.- Ang tangang asawa na palaging binubugbog ng mister nya ay kayang mabuhay sa katangahan sa matagal na panahon kahit may ulo pa.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!- At nagawa nya yun dahil hinahabol sya ng amo nya para gawing tinola.

If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.- E panu yung baklang astronaut?

An ant brain has about 250,000 brain cells. A human brain has 10 million- Ito ang basehan kung bakit may tinatawag na "utak langgam".

A Story about the Guy Who Missed to experience LOVE

If you love someone, let them know. Life is short and and just keeping your feelings towards him/her for a long time is just wasting valuable time of your life. 


A boy walked into a CD store
and saw a girl behind the counter.


She smiled and he thought it was the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right there.


He said "Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would like to buy a CD." Though the truth is he really don't like to buy anything, he picked one out and gave her money for it.
"Would you like me to wrap it for you?" she asked, smiling her cute smile again.
He nodded and she went to the back.


She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store. He went home and from then on, he went to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn't so he just managed to visit the store everyday to see the girl. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her.
So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD like he did
everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it
wrapped. He took the CD and decided to ask the girl for a date but just like the regular thing, he ended up to just look at the girl's face and leave. However, something happened this day and when the girl wasn't looking, he left his phone number on the desk and rushed outside the store.


!!!RRRRRING!!!


The mother picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"


It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy whom she's not seeing for days. She thought that the guy might be sick or something and she want to know his condition. She got surprised when mother started to cry on the other line and said, "You don't
know? He has terminal cancer, he JUST DIED recently...


The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother...and a silent cry of the CD girl.


Later in the day. The mother went into the boy's room because she wanted to remember him. She thought she would start by looking at his clothes. So she opened the closet. She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs (Yes, the boy didn't even open the CDs). She was surprised to find all those CDs and she
picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one.
Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper. The
mother picked it up and started to read it.


It said: 


Hi, I think you are really cute. Do you wanna go out with me? 


Love, 
Jacelyn


The mother opened another CD then opened another one and opened all of them to be surprised from discovering the notes from each CD saying the same thing:


Hi, I think you are really cute. Do you wanna go out
with me?

Love, 
Jacelyn


There's another moral for this story. "Don't buy pirated CD or DVD, you will hardly find a girl vendor that is gorgeous and has that lovely smile...and the girl who will mind to put a sweet note in your purchased item." :-)

Paano Makipaghiwalay Kung...

2:50 am. Nagbabrowse ako ng net habang umiinom ng mainit na kape. Naisipan kong buksan ang email ko na reyner561@hotmail.ph na siyang receiver ng mga comments or concern mula sa aking mga reader. Ito ang letter na sobrang pumukaw ng aking pansin at napagpasyahan kong i-share sa inyo ang nilalaman nito pagkatapos kong kunin ang consent ng letter sender. Hindi ako si Papa Jack pero susubukan kong resolbahin ang problemang idinulog ng tawagin na lang nating si Yeanah of Makati.


Dear Reyner,
Hi. How are you? I hope you're doing well. 
I just finished reading your blog posts. I really like them and I found them interesting. Just call me Yeanah, I'm 26, not yet married but in serious trouble right now with the kind of relationship that I have with this certain guy. The guy is neither my boyfriend nor someone that I can call mine. He's committed to someone else and he brought it up to me the first time we met. I used to have a boyfriend but he's no longer here on earth just few months ago. I really love my bf but i have to move on. So i found this guy whom happened to be my business partner. Our relationship evolves more on "sex" and I'm totally aware that its really wrong and I'm feeling terribly guilty every time i wake up in the morning.


I have a feeling na ginagamit nya ako for both his career and sexual needs. I do believe na sobra syang nagbebenefit sa skills and resources ko for our business and that I think is one of the reason why he's keeping me beside him. Pero tuloy pa rin ang relasyon namin despite that. One time pa nga ay nameet ko ang gf nya who happened to be part of the company together with our business associates. But prior to that, pinakiusapan na ko ni guy na pakitunguhan ko ng maayos ang babaeng yun at mag-act ako na totally wala kaming ugnayan sa isa't isa ng magaling nyang boyfriend. Sobrang napakahirap nun para sakin pero kinaya ko. Mahal ko na kase sya at ayoko syang madissapoint sakin.


Just recently nag-usap kami about how we should go about this affair. I'm totally bothered na kase to the fact na kamamatay lang ng bf ko tapos ganito ang ginagawa ko, talagang hindi ito tama. I asked him, shall we keep our relationship like this while being business partners at the same time or do we need to choose only one? Ibinalik nya sakin yung tanong at napagkasunduan namin na ipagpatuloy ang ginagawa namin while working together on our business. Pumayag naman ako at inisip ko na lang na isa ito sa mga adventure ng buhay at bilang isang adventurer, tatanggapin ko to kahit delikado at tiyak na may masasaktan at the end of the day. To be honest, confuse din ako sa meaning ng buhay at gusto ko itong iexplore para mas maintindihan pa. Naniniwala din ako na sa ganitong paraan ay mas magiging mature ako. Pero tama ba ito? Tama ba itong pinasok ko? Alam ko na ang consequence pero bakit andito pa rin ako?


After reading some of your articles, narealize ko na dapat ko na syang i-let go pero paano? Araw-araw kaming nagkikita sa office at totoong napaka-sweet nya sa akin though di ko sure kung may feelings sya sakin while i have no doubt na mahal nya ang gf nya. Despite na para akong tanga na palagi nyang katext ang gf nya kahit magkasama kami at pati sarili kong laptop ay ginagamit nya para magsend ng email sa girlfriend nya ay ok pa rin yun sakin. Ni hindi nya nga ko natetxt pag hindi kami magkasama or itext nya man ako, siguro dahil bored sya.


Please, I need your advice. Alam kong katangahan na to pero ayoko nang magpakatanga pa. Ano bang dapat kung gawin? I'm hoping for your response Reyner. Thanks.


Best regards,
Yeanah

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Dear Yeanah,

Thanks for reaching me here. Naappreciate ko talaga na napagtyagaan mong basahin ang lahat ng blog posts ko. Iilang libong readers lang kayo ng blog ko na kayang gawin yun (mayabang ako at may pagkasinungaling, hindi pa naman umaabot ng libo ang readers ko. wish ko lang. hahaha). By the way (highway), after reading your letter meron akong ilang bagay na natuklasan sayo:

* Labis kang nangulila sa iyong namayapang irog (irog talaga?)

* Humble ka, totoong tao at hindi nahihiyang umamin na confuse ka pa rin sa meaning ng buhay. Palagay ko'y fan ka ni Confusius. 

* Matapang ka para sa uri ng adventure na pinasok mo. Walang sinabi si Indiana Jones sa'yo (tao ba yun? movie yun di ba? yun na yun).

* Open minded ka sa usaping sexual na sapat na para tawagin kang "matured".

* Alam mo ang ginagawa mo pero kulang ka sa control kaya masasabi kong medyo iresponsable ka pagdating sa bagay na yan.

* Maswerte ka dahil di ka nabuhay nung panahon ni Rizal dahil kung nagkataon ay nakasama ka sa GOMBURZA. Martir ka teh!

* Mahilig ka sa "unli" kaya hindi mo napapansin na sobra ka ng nagagamit. (For only P25 get Unlimited Text to All Networks + 1 hour mobile Internet. Just text UALL25 to 8888.)

May kasabihan na asawa nga daw ay nasusulot pa, boyfriend pa kaya? Pero hindi yan ang gusto kong isuggest na gawin mo. Naiintindihan ko na siguro ay ayaw mo ring masaktan ang gf ni lalaki at natatakot ka ring subukan na papiliin sya kung sino sa inyong dalawa ng gf nya. Malawak ka mag-isip at sa paraan mo kung paano marelieve ang sentimyento mo, tunay na kokonti lang ang nakakaisip nyan. Ngunit hindi habang buhay ay puro "sweet lemoning" or looking at the bright side na kesyo I'm learning something from it that somehow it teaches me lessons in life. To be frank (my way?), hindi ako fan ng mga invalid na paraan ng pagkatuto sa buhay. You can learn lessons in life and you can be a better person by good means, not by the thing that you are into right now. Pero since nag-engage ka na sa ganyang klase ng practice, don't you think you've already acquired enough lessons from it and its time for you to STOP doing such. Otherwise, pati dangal mo ay tuluyan nang mawawasak at hindi mo gugustuhing mangayari yun. Eto na nga at gusto mo nang matigil ang kahibangang yan. Ang tanong mo nga ay paano?